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Thursday, April 28, 2011

V is for

 V is for Vajazzle... there I said it.. and some of you won't like this post.. but Hey it starts with V.
It's another way of saying you are decorating the downstairs... (Vajayjay) have I lost some of you?
A Vajayjay is a vagina..(starts with V) and Vajazzle is a fun way of saying your putting ... crystal stickers down there above your Vajayjay.....


You’ve tried everything to spruce up your lady parts. First, you made sure your garden was neat and tidy. Then, you trimmed up the hedges. Finally, you decided to go for the gold and deforested all of “virginia.” Where does a girl go from here?
One sparkly, special word: Vajazzle.
Vajazzling is a burgeoning beauty treatment, popular with celebs and kinky Martha Stewart-ites alike, that involves ladies bedazzling their freshly waxed lady parts just as they would their neato neckerchiefs or fancy fannypacks – with tiny, magical crystals.
So women aren’t just obsessively coiffing their “areas” to look like pre-teen Barbies – they’re now glue-sticking Barbie’s earrings down below, too?



Jennifer Love Hewitt sparked this sparkly trend a few weeks ago when she announced her labia luster on Lopez Tonight. “After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," J.Love said, while discussing her new dating book. "It shined like a disco ball, so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays."



It’s the 2010 equivalent of slapping on some lipstick when you’ve got the sads.
A bonus? These “labia sprinkles” (yes, that’s what I’m calling them) seem to serve double duty. They cover up those unsightly skin reactions that appear after no-nonsense Natasha rips hair from your body with her pot-o-molten-wax. Vajazzling also masks all evidence of childbirth.

watch Jennifer Love Hewitt

 ******* watch her tell George she is currently Vajazzled.....

Bryce Gruber, a writer from TheLuxurySpot.com just gave the old vajazzle dazzle a whirl. She underwent a vajazzling treatment to cover her C-section scars. Here’s a description of the service she received from New York’s Completely Bare spa, the artists behind her pretty private-part art:
“Accessorizing your privates is the hottest rage. From crystal flowers to customized favorites, you too can now decorate your own jewels. Whether it’s a special occasion or you just want to sparkle everywhere, you
 can choose from an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine.

 Bryce Gruber...get's a wax.. and a vajazzle

In UK there is a show called Essex.... and they have a scene.. where Amy child is vajazzling a client.. and then they have this funny and strange vajazzle song......and dance


 *****click on the link below to watch..

I won't be doing this.. but it's still funny


 So hope you were not too offended by ... the conversation.... but hey ladies.. it makes you feel pretty... and men.. who doesn't like a little extra sparkle.... there?

8 comments:

Yvonne said...

Haha! I wandered over here from my friend Tiffani's blog since you were doing A to Z as well... this just CRACKS ME UP! I HAVE to follow you now. ;)

Nice to "meet" you through A to Z!!

makinmartinezmemories.blogspot.com

Marjorie said...

*laughing hysterically* That is the strangest thing ever! I don't think I could ever jewel up my lady parts! heeehee hahaha!

Joanne said...

LOL I have seen this on tv somewhere on tv "Housewives of New york?" and it does look nice, though I think it would drive me crazy. Blessings, Joanne

Giggle, Laugh, Cry said...

*giggle*
New follower! Thanks for stopping by my blog today!
gigglelaughcry.blogspot.com

Steph, from Be Positive Mom said...

Too funny! And actually cute :-)

Looking UP Amid the Chaos said...

I know that I would have some type of bejeweled malfunction in front of my middle school students and I would NEVER be able to redeem myself!
Sometimes though it is fun to live with reckless abandon!

Ella said...

Funny, I guess if you have the time n' money to Vajewel yourself...go for it! It isn't my style, I'm lucky if I leave the house with lipstick and earrings it. I'm a nature kind of girl. I guess moss n' twigs is more my style, lol.

StardustSavannah said...

Man...talk about a surprise for Daddy when the lights come back on, roflol...its almost worth doing!

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